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(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I‘vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme―mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law‖.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what‘sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I‘mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I‘mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I‘llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven‘tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!‖Nowyouarefreeagain,I‘llgo andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下) Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty! (突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can‘tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam! Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is1maoenough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor‘ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven‘tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００) Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou? L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下) L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下) (音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
6人英语短剧剧本-两个女人之间的战争 2008-12-20
17:57 剧本英文名称《A War between Two Women》 剧本中文名称《两个女人之间的战争》
很好的6人英语短剧剧本。两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩，女人之间的战争，有意思。 Cast Angela Ivy Peggy Lucy Yu-ting Ithca
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene I 购物场景
(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.) Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.
Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams. Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming. Peggy: He‘s a present that God gave me.
Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend! Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK? Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He‘s mine.
Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you. Lucy: What? I‘m more beautiful than you.
Peggy: But I‘m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.
Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl. Peggy: You‘re so mean.
Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry) Peggy: Hmm! I hate you. Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)
Scene II 两个女人在男人周围
(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. ) Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I‘m more beautiful than Lucy. I‘ll be a good girlfriend.
Andy: Sure. You‘re very beautiful. You‘re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.
Andy: You‘re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They‘re very charming! Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy. Peggy: Let‘s go to the movies on Sunday.
Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let‘s go to the movies tomorrow, OK? Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I‘m so happy! There‘re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I‘m so lucky!
Scene III 偶遇
(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.) Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.
Peggy: No! Don‘t listen to her. Listen to me. Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend! Peggy: You liar. She‘s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren‘t you?
Peggy& Lucy: No!
Bonnie: What happened between you?
Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend. Lucy: Nonsense. He‘s my lover.
Bonnie: Stop it! It‘s no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don‘t hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)
Scene IV 电影院奇遇
(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)
Peggy& Lucy: You……. Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.
(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy: Good afternoon, ladies! Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It‘s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let‘s go! Scoundrel: Don‘t move! Give me your money. Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won‘t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir. I‘ll give you all the money I have. Don‘t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them. Lucy: Us? Are you crazy? Peggy: We‘re just girls!
Lucy: I can‘t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this? Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let‘s go! (They leave angry.)